Fast Mail: heyliv.thecreative@gmail.com
Slow Mail: Think of what you’d like to send. Write it on a piece of paper. Walk to your nearest park, open space, or restaurant. Find a pigeon or seagull that looks trustworthy. Approach the bird respectfully and lure it closer with a hunk of nice french bread. While it’s nibbling away, swiftly tie your note to the bird’s strong leg. Make sure it’s secured. Make eye contact with the bird as you tell it your one true wish (that you’d like to get in contact with me). The bird will either agree to do your bidding, or bite your finger and flap away. Good luck!
Not Mail: @liv.thecreative
